Blessed before postage
Every bottle, packet, claustrum, and cracker is presented to His Holiness Pope Linus II of the Non-Authoritative See of St. Grape. His Holiness does not claim a diocese. He does claim a very steady hand over a crate.
A mail-order apostolate
We send the juice, the yeast, the claustrum fermentationis, and the crackers. His Holiness Pope Linus II provides a non-authoritative blessing. You provide a quiet room and a little patience while the bottle works.

Every bottle, packet, claustrum, and cracker is presented to His Holiness Pope Linus II of the Non-Authoritative See of St. Grape. His Holiness does not claim a diocese. He does claim a very steady hand over a crate.
The juice ships as juice. The yeast is included. The claustrum lets the bottle breathe. In a few days you have something that was, in a technical sense, intended.
Ships to the United States and Canada. Tariffs may apply. The cart will hold your selections. Checkout, for the moment, will not.
From the catalog

The recommended kit
Juice, yeast, a claustrum fermentationis, and crackers, packed so a household can begin without a second trip to the catalog.
$22.00

A 16 oz bottle of dark Concord juice, blessed in the crate, still juice until you say otherwise with yeast.
$8.50

Tiny packets of wine yeast, sufficient to start a bottle and to make a customs officer ask a follow-up question.
$4.00

The fermentation lock, under its proper name — so carbon dioxide may leave the bottle without inviting the room back in.
$6.75

A box of twenty-four plain crackers, suitable for the other species and for people who distrust garnish.
$5.25

A stole, a collar, a washable alb, and a crumb-catcher bib — for households that prefer the table to look like it expected company.
$9.50
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Meet the pontiff“I cannot make a parish out of a mailbox. I can bless what fits in one.”
His Holiness Pope Linus II